Take care, now. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. At ease, soldier. Perhaps I could get you Bye-bye, then. Yes. It was terrible for him. "a $1.4 billion industry." About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. Please, Mr. Ventura! I have a high pain threshold. What? is getting rather raw. Well done, Ace. Bumblebee Tuna. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Discover ace ventura i thought youd never ask 's popular Why Take care. quiet the soul in order Oh, boy. You are my hero. I'm okay. The tribe will be killed. The Wachatis believe they draw All right! Are your legs sore? Big. to take a life of celibacy. That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! No man here Flat tire! How'd they pass the guard? great appreciation. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief Violence is no longer in my nature We all make mistakes. I'm sorry, what did you say? So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. A pure spirit. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. Quite an auspicious dwelling Mr. Ventura? I'm good! I won't tell you anything. I'm sure it's fine. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? But I have instincts. Where's the bat? Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. We'll never know until and smash your head on a rock. You know Most call me Quinn. Tell me, Mr. Ventura Shikaka! My, my, my. I thought you loved all animals, Just as I suspected. You know something? They have guano! We should go, Mr. Ventura. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. get up. As soon as I get you loose, This is a great Wachati tradition. the Monopoly Guy! Cool! Very good. But I am a child of light. Not one clue. Worry not. Only to the untrained eye. Biting, I see. How're you? But I like them already. Mr. All righty, then! Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. Ace: Isn't this incredible? Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. no matter who you are! Before I do, I want you Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Ah, not too much. Who is this ghastly man? YARN | I thought you'd | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995 Wait a second. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? What's this about? I'm afraid there'll be Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. I met you at Cadby's! The last thing we want the marriage as the tribe watches. Yummy! There is nothing in your hair. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate This wedding's in four days. Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. The other is said to have What are you? with the amazing rack? here act like that before. There must be something valuable in this equation. You're slipping! This isn't over yet. Bumblebee Tuna. There's I left it back on the other side of the jungle. Excuse me. Quite. Where is it? That's okay. the Great White Bat has white guano. am a master Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Hello. all tests but one. for the past 200 years. Oh, I see! We're counting on you! Flowers Web. I'd like to show you of tribal security in the province. I'll tell the others. I was just Shove-n-Stuff? speak English. the "equinsu ocha" part. Take mine. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." But to the natives: Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. their sacred bat has vanished. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. "You got to get a Slinky." It's just one little I appreciate your [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. I am now a holy man. accident with the raccoon. I know what to do with tough guys. Ace: Guano! Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? on your palm! "Everyone loves a Slinky Business has been a bit off lately. with the "do"! They're in my hair! This little hound dog That won't be necessary. Now they live in fear since Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. I'm no longer encumbered Yes, I have one right here! to bring you first to the consulate once again White devil. This is the chief's son, Ouda. Really. Great! their power from these caves. What are you doing? I am now a child of light. And you want that dookie so bad He's now "Do not pass go. Not bad! [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! been raised by abori and see how it fits? I will slip amongst them Like a glove! [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? I've been instructed The day of redemption is at hand! I'd love to help. is set to wed No man but Ace Ventura. Why don't you try this on Shishkabab. we might make for There you go! It's gonna be some kind of a record! Ace: Alrighty then! Mr. Your life is in the hands For I Another activist, Maguire. pointed to a careless mason. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Down, Boba! of spiritual accomplishment? Damn I'm good! Peanut? What type of bat are we talking about? All righty, then. from rare and endangered species. He makes a living A tough guy, huh? Collect the whole set. I cannot. s-e-r. Peanuts? We are all children Why, surely. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? until the white man came. It's incredibly accurate. We met him at Cadby's soiree. He owns for a filthy, flying weasel. That's what you slipped in! Neato! This is it? Good. Of course. Guano bowls. I've come for the secret bat. You have come to help us. a label. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. And there's only one area My name is Fulton Greenwall They're From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) He much better fighter than you. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. What Good night! It's gonna be some kind of a record! No. Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen Oh, God. How do I know? Tell them the Wachootoo's attack Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Whatever you do WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! but only the Wachati are allowed there. besides the princess the village is about a mile ahead. Hello, Ace! But the life force Shikasha! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. forgery of Cartier, was The chief said the Wachootoo tribe. See it. "She's not a virgin." Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask on Make a GIF Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Don't let go! How silly of me. When I met you, there was Kind of hot in these rhinos. Hi. Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Should he lose his focus and fall Yes! You want your money? Quick, girls, get in! Stop! in the past year. Gravy! Arrest him. I think this joke has run as dowry for the marriage. and operates Quinnland Safari Park. We're going a bit fast! Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? Where is it? As a being of light, I must show I'm alive! [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? Get it away! You speak Wachootoo? the projection room. Say "uncle"! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! The switch on the wall beside you! Precisely. Like they believe that there is a curse I represent the princess! This is Derrick McCane this little flim-flam I tend to get a little cranky. Disgusting rat! You should try it sometime. Ace: Awww man! Ace. I've never seen them Go on. the hunter. Ace Ventura: Of course. Captain Compost? Bye-bye, then. And that motive is problems in the past. If not, the peaceable All young Wachati warriors Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. I do enjoy the occasional prank. Thank you. everything I could to stop it. Mr. Ventura has If I were you, I'd turn back. Spill it! the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. "We love you The Wachati are a peaceful people. You can't stop me no matter who you are! They find all forms of life sacred. at peace. This is Burton Quinn. You can't stop me, Quick, get in the jeep. and have been seen in the area! Now, Mr. Ventura, I think you do not die. The medallion will lead you Last chance! I will fear no living creature You're out of there! I have to beat him? Sorry for the delay, Ace. Take it easy. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. Everything here seems good! Hungry, fella? Unfortunately, we were unable Lend me your ears! while the Wachati inhabit the area. if it is not recovered The Wachootoo dart is made of Shawshank Redemption. Share it. If I can just find a parking spot Hi, Chief! [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. Let me introduce myself. We should see the chief, Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? Spectacular! like a transparent Bingo! "You friend to Wachootoo." Stop it! [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Quinn! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. What're you going to do? Take care, now. I can walk freely among them. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Appreciate your meeting me here. Who are you? It is imperative that we recover Say hello Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. You've just attained it. You're gone. our fine four-fendered friend." One thing I still don't understand, You do not speak Wachootoo. Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Why, surely. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. What? You should try it some time. with sinister types much? as long as I keep this near me. Chicago! The abrasion on your hand is the type you got it, sister. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. The chief has not understood It's their mating to know that I'm really Can I do it one more time? Perhaps this Your balls are showing. Really? I am troubled. is as good as found. Yesterday, I saw the same just how good are you? They did not know about disease And I'd use your body to get to the top! but he must kill you. that is of great value That's it. I am not afraid! That is sacred ground. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? Ace, did you see the shooter? It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. fallen on their village. Noon. Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Wachatis will be obliterated. Try again. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes I thought you'd Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. I have no choice Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. cause of all tooth decay. No, spank you. War That is a great sign of affection Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Ace: War is hell. What answer do you seek? but to take the case. All righty, then. Quit hitting yourself! She's a big one, isn't she? And the speed of a mongoose. with the native cultures and avoid the chewy chunks Tell him I'm not. You're right. That's okay. I think I got you! [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. Break it to them gently. Time to get some oxygen. I have the reflexes of a cat. fungus-bearing acallas. Were you going to eat these? I'm afraid he was found shortly after Yes. in the retrieval of a lost animal. Ace: There's someone on the wing! Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak Starting to get numb! GIF it. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Don't get me wrong. because of some Bang Bang loves us, too necessary, Gahjii. Medallion? AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! Vincent Cadby: Please. the world's fertilizer Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Rare in these parts. as mothers of our children. Ace Ventura, pet detective. season and they can get rather hostile. Hit the lights! the sacred bat of the Wachati. A temple to house Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! the North African black market! But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted You want your money? Get out! Chief says you have passed I'm here on business, Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. More details are available in the progress report. Ouda is probably going Well, no harm done. I believe you've solved the case. The daughter of the Wachati chief most likely purchased through Let's go back. I know, you'll be happy here. I'm doing well. It's going to be some kind of record! almost like family at this point. Activist, yes. You should get this baby detailed. They can tell that? There's something I missed. What's the difference? don't look down. we might miss the plane. Ah, much too much. All righty, then. Your admiration is well-founded, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. The sacred bat must be in a hut. Care to try? I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. The mother rhino is giving birth! Warm! if you pass all Wachootoo tests Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! for help right now. I cannot have bloodshed here! The Wachati. I'm just a curious little rhino. the sacred hut is over there. never ask. [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! Do not collect 200 dollars! Remind me to send a sympathy card. My brother used to do that! Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Call him Gahjii Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. What are you? with my body. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, This took you 80 years to achieve!
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